 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
High School |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
I work at Sonic |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
people to bullshit with and a woman in Pauls Valley, Oklahoma |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Beach, Multiple People, A Public Place |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Wild |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
N/A |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Seductress/Seductor, Experienced, Passionate, Wild |
My Web Gifts
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Critta's Scoop
About me:
I'm a father of 3 kids. I'm a rapper and I was raised on classic rock and metal. I grew up in the hood, poor as hell in Jackson, Michigan. I'm single. I'm happier now than when I was trying to keep me and my babies momma together. I'm a felon (if you even consider Delivery of marijuana a Felony) so I can't find a good job and I work at Sonic and I can't get low income housing so I had to get a house. Basically I'm broke. If you're a woman and you're interested in me then I can't take you out on dates, but I got food stamps and I can cook. So you better just be happy with a good dinner, maybe a movie or a game of chess, and a good fuck. I have my kids all day after I get out of work until my babies momma get's out of work at like 10:30pm and picks them up. So even if you wanted to take me out there might only be one day a week when I don't have my hands full and those days change every week. I live in a quiet neighborhood, and nobody drops by very often, so I'm usually gone whenever I get the chance.
Who I'd like to meet:
More rappers. Someone who can come to my house with a guitar and lay some funk down on some of my tracks. People in my neighborhood who can bring by something to smoke on once in a while. My next girlfriend. And a producer who isn't asking for money, but that would have to be through a recording contract.
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More About Critta
My Other Profile/Website Links:
http://www.myspace.com/CrittaThaADDict
http://www.myspace.com/ThaADDict
http://www.myyearbook.com/critta
Interests:
Music, philosophy, poetry, history, money, sex, and religion.
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
Metal, classic rock, rap... and by that I mean real rap, not commercials with expensive beats and shopping lists for lyrics, I mean the shit that was born in the streets and stayed there. Just listen to my shit, and you'll see what I like.
http://www.myspace.com/crittathaaddict
and check out my playlist on
http://www.myyearbook.com/critta
Oh, and of course, I'm a Juggalo
WHOOMP WHOOMP!
Movies:
You ever seen Phantasm? I was raised on horror flicks, but they kinda bore me now, but trust me, you should see Phantasm. There's four of them and part 2 is my favorite.
I mostly watch comedies now. And that weird shit that fucks with your mind like The Butterfly Effect. I think my favorite movie might still be The Crow. Hancock was good, but fuck it, who cares, it's just something to kill time while I'm catchin a buzz and trying to go to sleep.
Books:
Dean Koontz drags shit out too much, Stephen King writes a book for every possible scenario that comes to mind, and some of them seemed like he wasn't trying as hard, but Sarah Laughs was the shit. Dan Brown is fuckin awesome. Well studied, and you'd have to be a genius to think up some of this shit, but I can't imagine the research put into it. Anne Rice is good if you skip through all the gay shit and her painting every guys personality to be all delicate and fragile. V.C. Andrews is just fucked up. I don't know why my mom read that shit to me.
Fuck it, I'm too lazy to read. I usually just read in jail.
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