MSN: greenberet222000@yahoo.com
PlayStation Network: Shadow696
XBOX Live Gamer Tag: xShadow696x

I love to enjoy the leisurely pleasures of ass raping midgets in my free time. Every now and then I enjoy re-enacting the crucifiction with woodland critters of all sizes, sometimes a squirrel, maybe a furry little cat, it all depends. I also enjoy donkey punching elementary school kids. And well if your lucky I might be your friend, but only if your lucky, if not I can gladly let you pay me to be your friend, and I'll even help you through depression, because I guarantee once you've tried my method you WILL be rid of depression for the rest of your life. My cure for depression: A Nice Warm Glass of Drano or Liquid Plumber.

My Nickname is Shadøw, original?

I Was Born December 26th.

I'm a Capricorn.

I Live in Puerto Rico.

I Have 3 Piercings, 2 Flesh Tunnels, One in Each Ear, and an Industrial in My Left Ear.

I Have A lot of Really Close Friends.

I Hate A lot of People.

I Love Vampires.

I Believe in My Own Form of Religion.

I do NOT Like Having Religion Imposed, Lectured, or Shoved Down My Throat in Anyway.

I am Wiccan.

I'm Never Home, But if I am I'm Usually Online

I Can be REALLY Funny, But Also VERY Cruel.

I Write As Much As I Can.

I Started a Metal Band Called Monarchy.

I found a shoe box that said "BAT CHEEZE AND GOAT BOMBERS" one day, thusly causing me to open the box, for I am a nosy bastard. Inside, I found a block of mustard. I say to myself, "My my, that was certainly crispy!" and the mustard says to me, "I found a squab in a light fixture, and ate a raisin with my toes..." causing me to be very disturbed in the mind brain thing. The day after, which happened to be the first day of Novembuary, I walked into a bar with my friend ... You'd have thought he would have ducked after he saw me do such... We got up and followed the Ho Chi Mihn trail. "Tr-ay-uhl!!!" says mine friend, causing me to yell, "MOOZ!!" as I attack a tree with a shovel. People began looking at me, so I screamed, "BOOGENHOIGEN!!" as I leapt at them and smacked them across the bum with my shovel. They go, "No mommy, I don't need any Asprin!" and fall asleep in the streets, causing me to laugh hysterically and jump off a bridge. As I were falling, I was attacked by a communist penguin. It tried to trim my shoe laces with a pork cutlet, which made me scream, "I AM A CHEESE WHEEL!!!" and kick the evil penguin with my nose.

And Chris said "spank the monkey hard" and I said "OH MY GAWD SPANK THE MONKEY HARD!" so the monkey got spanked and the stripped zebra came from New England and said "Joly good day mate?" and I said "OH MY GAWD SPANK THE MONKEY!" and he said "spank the what?" in a hindu accent and it scared me because he was from South Papayalaya and I was from New York so I was like "Yo motha fucka spank the monkey!" and he said that the flying goose goblers had come to eat the bunnies so the bunnies and the goose goblers fucked and had goobuns which is latin for "oh my thats a huge bitch!" so then when the wheel chaired orphan on crack saw Big Bird the angry spanked monkey came from behind and hit them with a spork and loudly yelled "DOUBLE PENETRATION!!" and we all laughed at the inter-ratial antics of all the funny aminal critters and we fondled ourselves into the night and everybody lived happily ever after, the end...

Remember kids, reality is only an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol.

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