 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To Meet People, and kill some time. |
| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Consultant |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 8" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Just Looking, Cyber Friendships, My keys, have you seen them? |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Pour some sugar on me. Oh wait, that's a Def Leppard Song |
| Sex is Best: |
Not with a sheep. |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Pay my mortgage, wash my van, mow my lawn. |
| Cybersex Personality: |
001011000011100010 |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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CoolOldBaldGuy's Scoop
About me:
I'm me.
PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE SENDING ME A FRIENDS REQUEST
If you are under the age of 30 and are a working girl, selling phone sex, nude pics, webcam or whatever, please don't bother. You are probably half my age and theoretically could be my daughter. That is just too creepy...
If your profile is blank, don't contact me.
If your account is a few days old and you are running all over collecting friends, go back to MySpace and don't contact me.
If you are running around asking everyone for sex, don't contact me.
If and this one is important, you post pictures of porn stars as yourself don't contact me. Trust me I know a lot of porn stars, even the obscure Hungarian and East Block girls.
If your profile is full of high quality sexy pictures with you in one or two outfits and there is not a matching camera phone quality picture of you in a non staged pose, don't contact me. You have stolen Euro porn pics.
If you say you are from the US and your high quality pictures show you standing in front of European plugs, light switches, or cars don't contact me. You have stolen Euro porn pics.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm just here to chat and make some friends. People ask why I'm always in the hotel. Honestly, I like the music.
Good or bad, what you see is what you get, I'm a t-shirt and shorts wearing bald guy that looks a lot like my avatar.
Been asked why I'm here if I'm not looking for sex. Because places like myspace, facebook, second life are crawling with too many damn kids.
Working girls, please show some tact, if I was "looking for fun" I'd contact you.
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More About CoolOldBaldGuy
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
I'm a bit of a gear head, into off-roading and camping. I don't drink wine, it's gotta be Jack Daniels. My pics have some of the toys I've owned over the years.
My Favorite Websites:
Welcome to Florida, land of sun, fun and hurricanes :( Can't wait to get the fuck out.
My Hurricane Friends List
1998 Georges
2001 Barry
2003 Erika
2003 Henri
2004 Charley
2004 Frances
2005 Tammy
2005 Ophelia
2005 Wilma
2006 Ernesto
2008 Fay
Music:
Loud...
Movies:
Must have guns, girls or cars.
Books:
Yeah, I read. Geek stuff.
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