 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience |
| Marital Status: |
N/A |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Miscreant |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
9' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English, Idiot |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Erotic Chat |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Swapping, Multiple People, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
....why yes...yes it is |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Experienced, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Adventurous, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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MacVicar's Scoop
About me:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.....
Who I'd like to meet:
Many hot bisexual nymphomaniac foreign exchange girls...but ones that won't make off in the middle of the night with my stereo and credit cards...again.
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More About MacVicar
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Sex, history, sex, sculpting, sex, computer games, sex, movies, sex, and sex
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
The Beatles, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd, WWII era big band swing, Sinatra, Tom Jones, Neil Diamond, the Ramones, Hemlock 13, The Chocolate Watchband, 13th Floor Elevators, Oasis, Movie soundtracks, Sex Pistols, Circle Jerks, Black Sabbath, Talking Heads,
Movies:
All the Star Wars movies, Dr Strangelove, Sam Peckinpah films, old film noir detective movies where they say a lot of things like "why I oughtta..." and "Say, whats the idea?", older John Woo action films (The Hong Kong ones with Chow Yun Fat), Debbie Does Dallas (a classic), spaghetti westerns, John Carpenter's stuff, Das Boot, The Omega Man, Shawn of the Dead, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins (saved the franchise), The Matrix trilogy, George Romero zombie flicks, Stalingrad, Busty Cops II (cos Busty Cops 1 left too many unanswered questions), all the Alien movies except III which was crrrrap, Borat, Anchorman--The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Joyeux Noel,
Books:
Lord of the Rings, Going Postal, Guards! Guards!, Feet of Clay, Anansi Boys, Rogets Thesaurus, User Guide for Brother MFC-210c/MFC-420cn (more of a pamphlet than a book really), ALL H.P. Lovecraft, Moorcock's Eternal Champion series(Elric, Corum, Hawkmoon, et. al.), Scoua, Caesar's The Gallic Wars and the Civil War (the dude could command armies AND write well!)
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