***PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING WARNING LABEL BEFORE OPENING A LINE OF COMMUNICATION***
WARNING: NOT HUMAN FRIENDLY! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS TO ALL! *If you become afraid to speak to me because of what you read here it's best you never bother with me at all. And if you think this is ALL there is to me, you're a pussy. And you're bitch. I cant stand a bitch. A woman built of bitch is NEVER appealing. It's disgusting! I already can't tolerate you . . . Get the fuck out!*
Approach with extreme caution. Keep you guard up at all times. Speak slowly and move even slower until such time as I decide to move faster. Do NOT ever question my honesty. Do NOT ever abuse my loyalty. If you are sensitive please do not make another move. Hit the [X] in the upper right hand corner and keep it moving. DO NOT ever ask me for my opinion! ! Because I WILL give it exactly as I see fit, NOT as you think I should deliver it!
INGREDIENTS: Insensitivity, Copious Amounts of Sarcasm, A Touch empathetic, Brutal Honesty, Loyalty Beyond Measure. Contains NO: Patience, Apologies, Tact, Filter, Flattery, Or Fucks To Give. NO FUCKING SUGAR COATING OF ANYTHING! (You Get The Same Shit Coating As Everyone Else! So Suck It Up Princess. . . . And Keep It Moving!)
Tendency to become an asshole at will.
Imma Tell You My Feeling About That Iggy . . . Nothing. Thank you! You've just made it possible for me not to endure YOUR disgraceful behavior, YOUR POOR as fuck Upbringing (someone need to strangle your parents for that bullshit that is YOU), YOUR lack of grammar AND spelling skills, YOUR disgusting inability to understand simple English, YOUR absolute lack of a sense of humor, YOUR cowardice, YOUR adolescent view on fashion, YOUR hooker taste in men/women, YOUR wildly minuscule sense of self worth, and My having to decipher through all of that and more wasting time and energy trying to decide if i want to have anything to do with you. I revel in your quick reflexes to right click me and hit the iggy button.