The Masterpiece doesn´t need hallucinogenic drugs, he simply tells his environment to behave funny!

The Masterpiece doesn´t eat honey, he chews bees!

The Masterpiece can make a fire with a magnifying glass ... at night!

Google is looking at The Masterpiece!

The Masterpiece has become world champion in ballroom dancing ... alone!

The Masterpiece has lost his virginity BEFORE his father !

The Masterpiece has beaten the Smurfs into a blue colour

The Masterpiece is sitting in front in the police car, the police sit behind!

If The Masterpiece is sitting on the lake, the ducks will feed HIM!

The Masterpiece smoking the "cigarette-after" even before the Sex!

The Masterpiece hates vegetarians because vegetarians are eating his food`food!

The Masterpiece talks with the bus driver during the trip.

The Masterpiece was a suicide bomber ... 2 times.

The Masterpiece can drown fish.

The Masterpiece can overtake in the children's carousel.

Wenns looks like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and The Masterpiece says it is beef, then it is damn beef!

The Masterpiece sneeze with eyes open.

The Masterpiece sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

The Masterpiece has counted to infinity ... 2 times.

If The Masterpiece falls into the water, he will not get wet, the water will get The Masterpiece.