 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To Jerk Off! |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Religion: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
I like to jerk off...a lot. |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
N/A |
| Ethnicity: |
Other |
| Languages: |
N/A |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Naked girls to jerk off at! |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Jerking off at naked girls! |
| Sex is Best: |
Jerking off at girls! |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Tell Me Your Fantasy, Let me jerk off at you! |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Jerk Off Time! |
My Web Gifts
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Jaxoffatgirls' Scoop
About me:
Okay, I know that I am a pathetic, wanking, jerk-off, loser. But what I don't know is WHY am I a pathetic, wanking, jerk-off, loser. I think it's because I was born that way. Well, to be sure I'm really good at it. Even right now I am sitting here at my computer jerking off at pictures of naked girls on the internet with my tongue hanging out and making gaga noises. Now is that a picture of a pathetic, wanking, jerk-off, loser, or what! Girls Girls Girls! I love girls! I love naked girls. To all you beautiful girls in the world, I love you! I love your naked body. I jerk off at you all the time. I love you girls. I salute you, I really do. I jerk off and squirt in your honor. I worship you. I jerk off to worship you. I offer you my squirt offering. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! If I was a girl I would be a lesbian.
Who I'd like to meet:
I wish your female avatar would dance naked for my guy avatar so that he could jerk off while I'm jerking off too and he can squirt on your avatar and I can squirt too. If you see me jerking off, come and say hello! Don't be afraid, I'm just jerking off and having fun. I mean no harm. Come join me! You just gotta love Red Light Center; isn't it great? Where else can you be naked in public and jerk off and not get arrested. I love RLC. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! When I'm in RLC, I feel like I am really there. I become my avatar and I love it that I can make my avatar jerk off--Because he's me. I just love going here and there naked and jerking off whenever I see a pretty girl. Gosh! It's wonderful. I want heaven to be like that. When I go to heaven I want to have a perpetual stiffy and jerk off all the time, whenever I want. And, while I'm at it...I want to be surrounded by angels (who are really beautiful naked girl angels) who dance and play naked and I can jerk off on them. Now THAT would be heaven! Say hi!
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More About Jaxoffatgirls
My Other Profile/Website Links:
Don'tcha just love the internet. Where else can you just clik on a beautiful babe and jerk off at her beautiful body. GA GA! Oops, my screen saver just came on--scuse me while I jerk off at this babe. I really should set the thing longer than five minutes--But why?!
Interests:
Jerking off is the best thing ever. I love jerking off while gawking at beautiful naked girls on my computer. My computer is full of pictures of beautiful naked girls and my screen saver has lots and lots of naked girls to jerk off at. I can't walk by my computer without jerking off at it once again. I love to jerk off while surfing the internet for nude girl pictures. It's my favorite thing to do. I could just gawk and jerk off all day long. I wish I could win the lottery then I wouldn't have to go to work and then I could just jerk off all the time and go ga ga at lots and lots of pictures of naked girls.
My Favorite Websites:
I made up a word...I'll use it in a sentence, "The internet is my 'pornocopia'." What do ya think...
Music:
I like music that makes me want to jerk off. All kinds of music does that.
Movies:
I love movies that have scenes with naked girls in it. And, I love naked girls in cartoons too.
Books:
Playboy magazine and Girls Next Door are my most favorite 'books' in the whole wide world...though I don't think I ever take the time to read anything in there. Observation: Cum doesn't taste like yogurt, but it feels like it. Once, I squirted in my Cafe Mocha--it was okay. I would like to write a book called, "One Hundred Things You Can Do With Cum".
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