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hisbanana
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of me bar"
Male
Straight 
33 years old 
A box on the side of the road, State N/A 
US
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Last Profile Login: 12/3/2016
Last World Login: 10/30/2013
Member Since: 7/12/2010
General Info
I Am Here For: For a New Experience
Marital Status: Single
Children: Eventually
Education: N/A
Religion: N/A
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Occupation: N/A
Body Type: Average
Height: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Languages: English
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: Just Looking
Sexual Fantasies: A Virgin, A Beach, Costumes, Multiple People, A Public Place
Sex is Best: Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship
Cybersex: N/A
I Want You To: N/A
Cybersex Personality: N/A
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About me:
I suppose this is where I should put in stuff about my personality and blah blah blah. You know what, I don't give a fuck. I don't even know what to put which is why im ranting on like this anyways. I always hate typing these things. I never know what to put so I just start rambling on like some asshole. But You know what I think this paragrah is more revealing to my personality than some generic I like this, that, and the other. Hey and besides if this don't tell you what you wanna no then say hi or hey or Yo! Fuckface! Ill probably respond. If not its probably cause you called me a fuckface and was like "Well fuck you too!" Though I'd probably be very impressed with somebody acually sending that message. Well I'm done typing this paragragh thingy. Time to move on.
Who I'd like to meet:
I really don't know. People who make me want to see them again. Or very hot chicks. Which ever. actuallly the very hot chicks falls into the first catagory. but you get the point.
More About hisbanana
My Other Profile/Website Links:
I hate twitter. It's very creepy. For those who've never been on there before go check it out. You don't have friends, you have followers. First time I was on there some random chick started following me and i was like "what the fuck! Who's this ho cake and why the fuck is she 'following' me?"
Interests:
A lot of things. Snowboarding, guns camping, hiking, soccer, movies, beautiful women, sex, food, new crap, video games, international politics (bet you didnt see that coming), and I love to try new things so this list will haave to keep getting bigger but I'm too lazy to keep updating it.
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
I love all kinds of random crap. I can't really narrow it done to specific artists or genres cause i listen to all kinds of different stuff. Except of course lady Gaga. Im a loyal little monster.
Movies:
boonedock saints (the sequal sucked though), Heavy metal, heavy metal 2000, Rocky Horror Picture show, um . . . well those are the big ones. I like more than that but I can't think of any more right now
Books:
Prayer for Owen Meany (does anyone else think John Irving is trying to suduce us?) Fiften Hours, Zombie Survival Guide, feed, last World War, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Freakonomics. I realize there is nothing in commen through out all the books but thats ok.

 

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