 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
I'm not really sure...for the cookies? |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
Post Grad |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
N/A |
| Occupation: |
Dead Guy |
| Body Type: |
N/A |
| Height: |
6' 3" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
American |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Trouble |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
It will involve pudding. |
| Sex is Best: |
with a naked woman. |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Do my taxes while you fondle my Johnson. |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Sex is DIRTY...when done correctly |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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DudeWalter's Scoop
About me:
I was killed in a car accident in the late 80's...and since that time have found it difficult to meet people. Oh there are Zombies...but they can never keep up with me. I'm looking for a nice girl who will take me to the movies and buy me popcorn...and then afterwards will feel sorry for me and give me sex.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet others afflicted with the love of film. Also...anybody with three nipples, Squirrels that can play poker, anybody with a tattoo of their face on the back of their head, anybody whose name is spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but is pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove", and anybody who doesn't fucking roll on Shomer shabbos!
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More About DudeWalter
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Movies - watching them and discussing them...oh, and popcorn.
Hot horny naked women - watching them and discussing them...oh, and popcorn.
Pudding - Banana cream, chocolate.
Cars - All cars really...even crappy ones.
Books - That have been made into movies...so people will think I read them.
My Favorite Websites:
Internet Movie Database : http://us.imdb.com/
Guardian Film - http://www.guardian.co.uk/film
Film Criticism - http://www.rottentomatoes.com/
Music:
All music except the crappy stuff they play in most RLC clubs.
Movies:
Books:
All books...except blue ones.
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