| Ultimate SEX Survey by |
| Do you prefer men, women or both?: | - men but I'm liking women more and more |
| How often do you like to fuck?: | - as often as I can plus once |
| Do you face 'em while you fuck 'em?: | - if they're cute |
| How often do you have crazy drunk sex with a strangers?: | - More than I should |
| How do you feel about one nighters?: | - they have their place |
| How many one nighters have you had?: | - way too many! |
| Favorite position?: | - reverse cowgirl! |
| Where's your favorite place to have sex?: | - In the butt, Bob...oh wait... |
| Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: | - fuck...like a lady, of course |
| Watched porn while having sex?: | - yeah |
| Do you cum first or do they?: | - I do if the guy's worth a shit |
| Do you like kiss 'em while you fuck 'em?: | - why not? ;) |
| Do you moan? Are you loud or quiet?: | - I moan, scream, whimper, talk, laugh... |
| Do you like your partner to be loud or quiet?: | - whatever keeps his dick hard |
| Does size matter?: | - I like big ones in my mouth, small ones in my ass, midsized in the kitty |
| How old were you when you lost your virginity?: | - 16 |
| How many partners have you had in the last month?: | - four I think...I've gone a little crazy since my divorce |
| Do you ever play with yourself during sex?: | - of course! Don't you? |
| Have you ever taken it up the ass? Did you like it?: | - yes and it wasn't a big deal |
| When and where was your wildest sex ever?: | - on an amusement park ride this summer |
| What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: | - bukkake (is that spelled right?) I love cum! |
| Have you ever done porn?: | - not lately |
| Have you ever fucked for money?: | - no, but I fucked for concert tickets once in college |
| Have you ever bribed someone to fuck you?: | - pussy is the ultimate bribe ;) |
| Is the sex good when you're cheating?: | - depends on who you're cheating on and who you're cheating with ;) |
| What do you think about while fucking?: | - fucking...duh! |
| Do you prefer top or the bottom at first?: | - bottom |
| Do you ever worry about pleasing your partner?: | - no, I know they'll get off |
| How often do you find sex boring?: | - not since I fucked for concert tickets in college |
| How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: | - I don't usually time it |
| Do you like to suck dick?: | - yup and I'm highly skilled :) |
| Do you like getting oral sex?: | - What? Sorry...was thinking about getting my pussy eaten... |
| Have you ever videotaped yourself fucking?: | - yup |
| Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: | - yup, yup, and not yet |
| Have you ever had interracial sex?: | - yup |
| Have you ever been caught fucking? By whom?: | - several times, most recently by my youngest son |
| Have you ever had sex while at work?: | - no, but I've masturbated at work |
| Have you ever had sex while at school?: | - no |
| What is something that you would never consider doing?: | - animals or the dead...or dead animals |
| Would you ever fuck in public?: | - if that's where I felt the urge, sure |
| What's your biggest turn on?: | - hmmm... |
| Do you spit or swallow?: | - swallow...every drop |
| How many times have you came in one night?: | - I've counted eight before but I don't count anymore |
| Would you let other people watch you fuck live?: | - I guess |
| Ever fuck in front of your best friend?: | - many times |
| Ever fuck your best friend's b/f?: | - yes, and she fucked mine |
| Fuck in the shower?: | - I love to! |
| Weirdest place you've ever done it?: | - in the bathroom during church |
| Biggest age difference with a partner?: | - my ex-husband was 8 years older so that'd be it |
| Most embarrassing sexual moment?: | - I drool a lot when I suck a dick |
| Completely naked or some clothes still on?: | - both can be hot as fuck! |
| Ever fucked at your grandparent's?: | - yup...after the Thanksgiving feast even |
| Ever fucked on a boat?: | - yup |
| The most public place that you've fucked?: | - in the corner booth of a bar |
| Do you use protection as often as you should?: | - ABSOLUTELY |
| Have any of your one nighters knocked you up?: | - nope, all three of my pregnancies were while married |
| Ever fuck someone under 18?: | - yes, but I was 18 at the time |
| Do you prefer to fuck someone older or younger than you?: | - doesn't matter |
| What's the perfect size?: | - somewhere between a pencil and a beer can |
| Have you ever done bondage? Would you?: | - no and no |
| Have you ever fucked out of pity?: | - yeah |
| Who was the best fuck of your life?: | - This sounds stupid but my ex-husband was a fuck MONSTER! |
| If you could fuck ANYONE, would would it be?: | - me...of course! :D |