 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People, TO FUCK |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Entertainer/Writer |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 8" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism, MILF |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship, IMAGINATIVE |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Meet Me In Person If We Really Click, Make Me Do It, FUXXX ME! |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Experienced, Voyeur, Nasty, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Wild, Exhibitionist, HARDCORE |
My Web Gifts
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THE1NIGHTSLAM's Scoop
About me:
WARNING: MOST GUYS CAN'T SPELL BEYOND THAN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "PUSSY." I, ON THE OTHER HAND, WRITE LONGER THAN MOST GUYS LAST IN THE SACK.
>>>Yes, the pictures on here are ALL of me...just with different looks and hairstyles. Plenty more pictures available in my photo albums including pictures of my penis, but I hate to disappoint...my penis looks like every other penis on the planet. It's a veiny flesh tube (perfect in girth and length)with a Darth Vader (dickhead) helmet on top. Like all penises it has a mind all its own, but with a lot more personality and spunk than the average penis...let alone staying power. I call my cock THE LEANING TOWER OF PENIS because it leans to the left.
The funniest encounter I ever had was when a woman autographed my dick in lipstick!
What could possibly ever top that?! Having an older woman lose her dentures on my dick after giving me head?!
Ladies, ever suck a cock that thanked you for performing such a disgusting task as a blowjob? I LOVE GETTING MY COCK SUCKED, but we do pee out of the damn thing for Christ sakes! I know you take pleasure in sucking dick because its a power trip...but still!!!
I AM STRAIGHT, SINGLE (NEVER MARRIED), NO KIDS, DON'T SMOKE, SOCIALLY DRINK AND I DON'T COME WITH ANY BAGGAGE OR BULLSHIT DRAMA BECAUSE I LIKE TO TRAVEL LIGHT!
TO ALL GAY MEN, I APPRECIATE THAT YOU FIND MY COCK SUCKABLE AND MY ASS FUCKABLE, BUT JUST BECAUSE MY DICK LEANS TO THE LEFT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S POINTING TO YOU!!! IT'S FROM BEING CIRCUMSIZED!!! IN OTHER WORDS, I AM NOT GAY NOR AM I BISEXUAL. HOWEVER, I DO VERY MUCH ENJOY DOUBLE PENETRATION WITH A WOMAN. SITUATIONS LIKE THAT TAKE EVEN MORE COMMUNICATION, HONESTY, TRUST AND A "NO JEALOUSLY, JUST FANTASY CLAUSE."
JOIN MY NETWORK! THE MISCONCEPTION PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT NETWORKING ON HERE IS THEY CONCLUDE THAT EVERY NETWORK CONNECTION HAS BEEN A SEXUAL PARTNER OF THE PERSON THEY ARE VIEWING. I'D LIKE TO NETWORK REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT SEX OCCURS, BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT IS THE POINT OF NETWORKING WITH SOMEONE YOU'LL MOST LIKELY NEVER MEET?! YOU SEE HOW THE INTERNET HAS INTROVERTED EVERYTHING! FRED ROGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. THE TROLLY UNDERWENT PLASTIC SURGERY AND NOW IS A STREAMLINE MONORAIL, THE KING CROSS DRESSES AS A QUEEN AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. MCFEELY!
I LIKE DIRTY TALK AND ALL THAT, BUT I FIND NEVERENDING PHONE CALLS AND TEXTING POINTLESS. I LIKE PHONE SEX, BUT THE PHONE TAG GETS OLD QUICK. NOTHING AGAINST GETTING TO KNOW PEOPLE ON THE PHONE, BUT I'D RATHER CUT TO THE CHASE AND SET UP A MEETING WITH YA.
IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN ACTUALLY MEETING, PLEASE KINDLY...MOVE...ALONG. I DON'T LIKE PLAYING "RING AROUND THE VAGINA."<<<
So, now that we're done with the disclaimer...ON WITH MY SPIEL!
Well, hello there...
I'm here to meet people who are looking to hook up/meet and party. However, that doesn't mean I'm just interested in your sex...I would like to get to know a person first.
(Just because we say HELLO doesn't mean we're going to meet or fuck...but the opportunity is there!)
I love sex (reason why we're on here) and would like to explore/experience encounters with people who share the same sexual interests as mine. Not to mention be open to experimenting new territories as well.
I'm not here to necessarily gloat about my talents because talents are like looks...different strokes for different folks. I don't cum after a few seconds of a blowjob. I enjoy eating and fingering pussy. HOWEVER that's all a matter of perspective because one person could rate your abilities explosive and the next person you try to pleasure could be bored to tears and literally sleep through whatever orgasm you're trying to produce for them.
I LOVE BLOWJOBS, FINGERING AND EATING PUSSY, COWGIRL AND DOGGYSTYLE. Cowgirl because I love the feeling of you getting on top of me and the moan you give inserting my big swollen juicy cock into your fuck hole. Your face tightens as your hair drops down and then you lift your head and lean back. You place your hands on my chest and grip your nails into me and you ride on my cock and begin to happily pounce. I either place my hands at my side to allow you to control the speed or grip my hands on your hips to thrust you back and forth. Slowly teasing and then wildly up and down back and forth.
I grab your hair and pull your face down to kiss and smother each other's wet lips into each other causing us to closely fuck as you thrust back and forth in various speeds.
From behind, I kiss your neck, maybe even nibble some and lick, and take the reigns of your hair as if I'm riding you in a rodeo.
THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! My cock slams into you and your ass quivers and bounces back every time my cock goes in and out of you.
I also think it's the sexiest damn thing in the world to watch your hair bounce as I fuck you from behind.
Granted you have long hair...
I heavily dislike mind games. I have no time for them unless they are part of the sex. Then it intrigues me.
I'm open to NSA, dating, but also require honesty.
I do have three scars on my stomach from candle wax. That happened in November 2005.
I am disease free.
I'm a good communicator and can be a good friend and lover. I'm no bullshit. I don't do games. I just really enjoy sex and love to share the experience with another person.
YOUR LIFE IS NOW CUMPLETE!
Who I'd like to meet:
I´m looking for someone with extraordinary conversation and chemistry who is classy yet has that punk edge to them that rattles my cage and sets my soul free. I actually have an attraction to punk and goth women because it´s that complete middle finger and low blow to the "norm" that interests and excites me. (Not to mention they have it easy on Halloween.) However, the down home country girl is something I thrist for too. Major turn-on: A business woman who wears sophistication as if it´s perfume and signs contracts in lipstick. The fine line between "business" and "pleasure." We should challenge each other to overcome what we perceive ourselves and success to be and to experience a whole new level of possibilities. I´m looking for a clever woman with an insightful eye that will wrap her little finger around the small town Opie inside of me, yank the naive out like a tooth and take me on the ride of my life... and I will so totally kick your ass on the bumper cars!!!
We should be honest with each other. Whatever we are into or looking for be up front about it and lay down our expectations from the sex and each other.
I'm looking for great sex with someone with a real passion for it. Someone who enjoys all aspects of sex and is open to exploring and not being coerced or bribed into an activity. I'm looking for a woman who loves to suck, savor and devour cock. As I stated before, cowgirl and doggystyle are my favorite positions.
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More About THE1NIGHTSLAM
My Other Profile/Website Links:
www.myspace.com/theonenightslam_sdc
ADULTFRIENDFINDER: My handle is TONS77SDC.
My handle on twitter.com is THE1NIGHTSLAM.
Interests:
SEXXX/PORN
internet
pro wrestling
Quantum Leap
House
Curb Your Enthusiam
Penn & Teller: BULLSHIT!
My Favorite Websites:
myspace.com
twitter.com
adultfriendfinder.com
onlinebootycall.com
xxxblackbook.com
Music:
Kelly Clarkson, Rob Thomas
Movies:
Back to the Future trilogy
Evil Dead trilogy
Books:
DREAMING WITH GOD.
A NEW EARTH.
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