 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People, To have fun |
| Marital Status: |
Swinger |
| Children: |
Eventually |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Fix and service complicated mach |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 8" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships, Good times |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Cross-Dressing, A Virgin, Fetishes, Swapping, Domination, Bondage, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Sadism & Masochism, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship, Naked |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Talk Dirty to Me, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Submissive, Innocent, Dominating, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Passive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
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MonkeyWrench's Scoop
About me:
I like hubcaps. I like laundry. I like waffles. I like ant farms. I like recess, picnics and eatin' pork and beans. I like tin foil and bow ties. I like cardboard and moonpies. When I'm soakin' in the bath tub I like shootin' submarines! I like Soupy. I like Droopy. I like Charles Nelson Riley! I like Hee Haw, Fat Albert and I also like corn. I like corn flakes, corn dogs. I like corn bread and corn starch. I like the band Korn and popcorn. I like all kinds of corn. I like this and I like that. I like that and I like this. Oogidy boogidy life is sweet! When I have troubles I like to think about just how lucky I am, because of all the things I like. I like egg rolls and crab rolls, crab legs but not frog legs. I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumpin' on the bed! I like Popeye, Pipeye, Pupeye, Poopeye, Peepeye Olive Oyl and Bluto and fallin' on my head! I like drawin', spagetti and bigfoot and Yeti. I like Veronica and Betty. Don't call me Jughead. I like gumballs and rumballs. I like cheeseballs and cheesecake. I like pineapple upsidedown cake. Why is it upside down?!? I like this and I like that. I like that and I like this. Oogidy boogidy life is sweet! When I have troubles I like to think about just how lucky I am, because of all the things I like.
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone
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More About MonkeyWrench
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
My interests are diverse and eclectic and tend to go against and ahead of the mainstream. Also girls, cars and beer.
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
Rockabilly, rock, swing, metal, anything by Rob Zombie, mostly independant artists and anything with a stand-up bass
Movies:
Anything by Quinten Tarentno or Rob Zombie, Tale of a Rat Fink, Full Metal Jacket and all other historical war films, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Rebel Without a Cause, any and all Monty Python, all Bruce Lee and '70s "chop socky" films and, of course, a lot of porn films.
Books:
Military and war history and fiction, Tom Clancy, magazines about cars, magazines about girls, magazines about cars and girls.
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