No, I'm not into BDSM or other women. Thanks anyway.
If you want to fuck my avatar's ass, that's fine, but just know that it'll be my pussy in my head, cuz that's just not my thing.

I appreciate someone who can string together complete sentences that actually make sense. I wouldn't have thought that I'd need to list this as a requirement, but I guess I do. lol

So...I apparently need to be a bit more specific. Complete sentences don't consist almost entirely of just "fucking you" or "I fuck u harder".
While I will certainly cut you some slack if you're new and are just getting the hang of things, if you've been around for a while and those are the only kind of things you type, please pass me by. I'm not claiming to be an expert, but if you're not going to at least make an effort then don't bother at all (or else you need to pay me a LOT of rays...lol).

That being said, if you're new but willing to learn, feel free to say hi.

I came across the following on the web that I think sums up what I'm trying to get across:

The competition is stiff and the best writer gets the bird. This is where your creativity -- and some studying -- sets you apart from the desperate, the adolescent, and the just plain rude.

... I'm not saying you have to get overly romantic. That's not what adult chat is about, after all. But if the first thing you say upon entering the room is "Sck my big harry d**k 2 CUM!" you're not going to score as many points as the man who says "I want to lick you until you come." And he's going to lose out to the man who writes "I love imagining the way your lips part when you read my words, how you touch the bottom one with the tip of your tongue as I breathe across your perfect nipples."

Well said.

No, I don't Skype or cam. No means no. If I meant maybe, I'd say maybe. Asking another half dozen times just pisses me off. I am a text only girl. :-)