 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
N/A |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
I work in Human Capital Management |
| Body Type: |
Full Figured |
| Height: |
5' 9" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Domination, Bondage, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Sadism & Masochism, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Seductress/Seductor, Submissive, Loving, Passionate, Innocent, Dominating, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Virgin, Nasty, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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SmartassLilBrat's Scoop
About me:
Oh my, what can I say about me?
I’m fun-loving, laid back and open-minded. I wield sarcasm with style and wit. I love football and spankings and run with scissors because I’m a rebel like that *grins*. I play guitar, bass and drums (and though it’s been a minutes since I grabbed some sticks, I’m fairly certain I can still keep a beat *smiles*).
I’m a Libra, and while I scoff an many things – Astrology is not one of them. One only needs to read Linda Goodman’s “Sun Signs” to know all about me lol. It’s disturbingly accurate.
I’m random and impulsive and a child at heart. Also an outdoorsy type of gal (love the water, particularly), and spent a lot of time roaming the woodsy hills of the Napa Valley, CA while growing up. I’m an animal lover, I garden, recycle and conserve water. I teach my child the importance of these things. I’m a great mother (one son, soon to be five years old). I believe in old-world manners in a new-world order. I say “please” and “thank you”, and especially love being made to whimper the phrase, “Yes, Sir.” *smiles*.
I love poetry, philosophy, art and literature. I love to write and I love to laugh. I am a highly sensual person and when I connect with someone, I connect deeply - often to my own detriment. I'm drawn to articulate, thoughtful people with a wicked sense of humor. Make me laugh, make me think and I may beg for you to keep me *smiles* You know who you are, Daddy - and I love the surprising places you've taken me... can't wait for what's next.
Who I'd like to meet:
I love meeting new people. A strong sense of humor and a good dose of sarcasm go a long way with me. I love to laugh, and I love a good conversation (be it serious, sexual or silly), and I love talking to people with a highly sensual nature... if you can stimulate my mind... the rest will surely follow.
I'm not looking for non-imaginative Doms. I'm a picky brat of a submissive who knows what she needs in a Man, and won't submit to anything less. I'm pleasant and kind, respectful and so very open, but ignorance and blatant disregard for another's feelings will quickly show you that I am not all sweet and compliant. I have an opinion. I have a voice. I will use it. Especially if the need arises to point out your douche-baggery.
Furthermore, my views on BDSM are simple and not to be argued with - because I won't get into this debate and I won't question your preferences. They're just that. YOUR. PREFERENCES. As these are mine.
There is no such thing as a cookie cutter Dom. There is no such thing as a cookie cutter sub. There is no ONE set of rules.
This is a journey. Take my hand and let us walk through this together. Guide me, keep me safe (even from myself) and let's make our own rules. Why limit our imaginations when there are endless possibilities to explore?
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More About SmartassLilBrat
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
Reading (mostly anything), writing (mostly well versed smut stories for someone special), I'm a movie buff (I quote them constantly), my family, my friends, good music and all things sexual. If I'm not fucking, wishing I was fucking, or watching others fucking - I'm probably talking about fucking. Why? It is a psychologically stimulating topic. It is the one topic that when discussed, produces a physical buzz. What ISN'T intriguing about that?
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
Basically anything other than elevator music - if it's got a hook and a great beat... I'm shakin my ass to it.
I have a soft spot for 60s and 70s classic rock, 50s and 60s soul and most of the 90s lol.
Some of my favorites include: Stevie Ray Vaughn (aka: God), Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Otis Redding, Robert Johnson, Van Halen, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jimi Hendrix, Elle Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, and so very many more...
Movies:
TOO MANY TO LIST. But here's a few anyways:
Anything Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, History of the World Part I)
The Jerk
The Color Purple
Anything that involves sports teams (Moneyball, Friday Night Lights, etc etc)
Books:
I love good reads – the genre doesn’t really matter to me as long I take an interest in the subject-matter and the author has the ability to draw me into the story. Some of my favorites are Anne Rice (including books written under her pseudonym A.N. Roquelaure), George R.R. Martin, J.R Ward (While the BDB series isn’t exactly going to go down in history for it’s intellectual content – it’s a great, easy read and one of the best smutty paranormal romance series like… ever).
I also love the greats: Shakespeare was my first love, Tolstoy taught me defensive tactics of war that apply towards life in general, and Niccolo Machiavelli and Dante Alighieri taught me to read between the lines to find the true meaning behind the words. I love literature and have a deep respect for those who are able to weave images from nothing.
Long live the teachings of Buddha, Ghandi, Epicurus, John Locke, Zeno of Citium, Rene Descartes, Confucius and Aristotle. I wish more people pontificated the way that they did *smiles*
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